First (known) Mac OS X Virus (a trojan) on the net

Oh noes! The world is about to go BOOM!

The news

Matasano’s blog, Slashdot.

Security is like sex. Once you’re penetrated you’re ****ed.

or:

Hi, I’m a Mac. And I’m a PC.
Mac: Oh %$#& %$#& %$#& %$#&.

PC: I can relate.

Mac: No!! %$#& %$#& %$#&

PC: Don’t feel so glum, Mac, it happens to everyone once in a while. Look at it this way — its a sign you’re growing up.

Mac: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

PC: You know, they can do wonderful things these days with firewall software.

Mac: I want to cut myself.

PC: Not a good idea as a root user, Mac.

Mac: *glowers*

PC: I only kid because I love you.

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