Oh noes! The world is about to go BOOM!
Security is like sex. Once you’re penetrated you’re ****ed.
or:
Hi, I’m a Mac. And I’m a PC.
Mac: Oh %$#& %$#& %$#& %$#&.
PC: I can relate.
Mac: No!! %$#& %$#& %$#&
PC: Don’t feel so glum, Mac, it happens to everyone once in a while. Look at it this way — its a sign you’re growing up.
Mac: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
PC: You know, they can do wonderful things these days with firewall software.
Mac: I want to cut myself.
PC: Not a good idea as a root user, Mac.
Mac: *glowers*
PC: I only kid because I love you.
